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Trips with kids: Limerick 

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I love summers with children transporting
On trips to theme parks adoring
But when they start to whine
About how much longer the time
It makes me prefer waterboarding

Summer in Fresno Limerick

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Everyone loves the summer
No other season is funner
But here in Fresno
Where it’s an inferno
We sizzle like bacon as we suffer

Limerick for the Dodgers

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I love the Dodgers in the highest.

Their team is packed with young talents.

Yet although they win divisions,

They’ve yet to become champions,

And can’t beat the goddamned Giants.