It’s super bore time!
When we all get together
And pretend that football is entertaining
We’ll pick a side
Explain why
Based on more than feeling than anything
So why do we do this every year?
It certainly isn’t for the sport
Nor for the competition, lacking
Perhaps it is for the social aspect
A chance to get with friends
With lots of food and lots of drinking
Others claim it is commercials
That compel them to watch
Slaves to billion-dollar advertising
Maybe it’s culture
A national past time
Compelling us to Super Bowl watching
I think some just hate
That their team is out
So sit and say sour things sulking
Or the pageantry perhaps
The half-time show’s the best
Shows of the greatest singing and dancing
Tomorrow many conversations
Surrounding the game
And endless analyzing
Enjoy the game
And your friends
But a good game would be surprising